The concert was over in Carnagie Hall
The maestro took bow after bow
He said:
My dear friends I have given my all
I'm sorry, it's all over now
When from the balcony way up high
There suddenly came a mournful cry

Oh, Mr. Paganini
Please play my rhapsody
And if you cannot play it won't you sing it?
And if you can't sing you simply have to
(Scat)

Listen Paganini
We breathlessly await your masterful detente
Go on and sling it
And if you can't sling it you simply have to
(Scat)

We heard your repertoire
And at the final bar
We greeted you with wild applause
But what a great ovation
Your interpretation of:
I never cared much for moonlight skies
I never blinked back at fireflies
Would do
So, Paganini don't you be a meanie
What have you up your sleeve?
Come on and spring it
And if you can't spring it, you simply have to
(Scat)

Listen Paganini, please play my rhapsody
And if you cannot play it, wont you sing it?
If the boys is bopping
Aint no need in stopping
(Scat)

I heard your repertoire and
At the final bar
We greeted you, we greeted you
With wild applause
But what a great ovation
Your interpretation of
(Scat)

Listen Paganini
Now, don't you be a meanie
What have you up your sleeve?
Come on and spring it
And if you can't spring it, you simply have to
Swing it